Welcome, Wootini!
Once again we're a day late and a dollar short with the Welcome Wagon! This week we celebrate the ascension of longtime reader, forum member, cutie patootie and occasional den mother, Wootini, to the vaunted status of Contributing Writer. Welcome, Wootini, we're glad to have you and I'm personally very pleased to have another New York writer whom I may use as a human shield to defend myself from children at Nintendo World Store events.
You, sir, can hold off at least a score of toddlers.
This also presents us with a wonderful opportunity to learn more about Wootini's ethnic roots. Did you know, for instance, that Jawas live in a male-dominated culture ruled by the occasional female shaman, and they live in thick-walled desert homes designed to protect them from the rampaging krayt dragons?
Well, Timsy's slathered adobe all over the carriage house and Toots is finishing up the private sand garden at this very moment - so you'll be perfectly at home. Welcome, Wootini, and don't let the sandcrawlers bite!
tiny dancer
Posted to Miscellany, Site News on 14 August 2007
· Comments (8)
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and here i thought he was a tonberry!
Congrulations Wootini! And Tiny, I am amazed that you were somehow able to find an image of someone cosplaying a gay Jawa. That has to be one of the more rare finds among the images on Google.
Don't be afraid to use the taser on the little bastards, either! Welcome :)
I hope your sand garden castle is to your liking Sir 'Tini.
I'm starting the Wootini fanclub!
Congrats Wootini!
Aw... y'all are gonna make me cry!
Congrats!
I did know that about Jawas, since Jawas are the greatest species ever.