Second Life Features Unicorn Sex... Wait, What?
I've never played Second Life, but now I'm afraid to... Apparently, there are baby unicorns that you can have as pets. No big deal, right? Kinda cool, right? But the noteworthy thing here is how you get them:
Tiny, adorable baby unicorns that you can hold and cuddle... but they come with a price. You can only get them by having sex with an adult unicorn (although the unicorn isn't age verified) located at the bel Highland sim in a shop called Sensual Stoneworks.
That's right. Sex. With the unicorn. Said a proud mother of a unicorn baby:
"I was hanging out with Polyester (Partridge) one day and she had the baby, so I asked her where she got it. She pointed me towards Sensual Stoneworks, and I was shamelessly raped by a unicorn. I don't mind".
If unicorns aren't your thing, there are other, er, options:
The unicorn (the white horse), the nightmare (the black horse) and the spider (currently down for repairs) will give you miniatures. The Xen statue, found in the main room, will give you a cute (and hideous) little larvae to keep.
"Nightmare" can be seen in the above image... Fitting name, isn't it?
Baby Unicorn Power!!! [Second Life Herald]
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Lazy Panda
Posted to Hot Stuff, Video Games on 8 September 2007
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Everyone who plays Second Life is either
1. A Furry
2. A internet community come to fuck with the furries
3. Something else thats legally insane.
Yea. This is hardly new for SL. It quickly became a breeding ground for the most bizarre fetishes you can imagine. Well beyond furries. It's a shame too, because I really like the idea of large, open games that welcome user created content. It encourages creativity and gets some awesome results.
You can't deny the fact that "bizarre fetishes" are occasionally quite creative in an occasionally disturbing way ...
Hmm.. and once again, according to everyone else, all of the world's problems revolve around us furry folk. Oh well.
@Rayo: Don't dis what you don't understand, just because we're furry doesn't mean we're bad people :\ Geez, you'd think we'd get a little respect from the gay community seeing as Furries are kinda where the gay community was about 5 years ago :\
Anyway, don't bias your decision to play Second Life based on what comes out of it. Second Life isn't all about the freaky sex or whatever people build. There are sane people there too. Unfortunately Second Life has been suffering from a steady decline of popularity, it's just not as interesting as it used to be and Linden Labs continually makes it more and more difficult for new or interesting ideas/venues to crop up.
@Ian: *patpat*
@Rayo: Honestly, I have no love for SL from what I've heard about it, but generalizations never help anything. I remember a day long ago when people were judged as individuals and not as subcultures.
I'm surprised you guys didn't call me Hitler.
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Need I say more?
Furries are where gays are five years ago?
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furries are going to be in the same place all the time..
like people who practice bestiality..
or people who incorporate hard-boiled eggs into sex
and both those things dont even sound weird when compared to..
people who dress up like animals in big costumes to have sex.. and people who get hard/wet for anthropomorphic animal ass