TGS 07: We're Here, We're Queer, They're Used To It

Well gay gang, it's time. Wherever you are, my dears, know that Fruit Brute, myself, and Asian Reporter Takashi Takanawa are right here at Tokyo Game Show in, well, Tokyo! This morning sees the official opening of the show and the crowds are here in force - even though today and Friday are press days not open to the public. The floor is filling up and the money spent on dramatic and theatrical game pavilions is evident.
And who better to cover the dramatic and the theatrical than a gay, I ask you? And what's better than one gay? Three gays! So stay tuned to the site, sit back, enjoy your personal space (NB: Japan is not built to Tiny-sized specs...enjoy the irony) and we'll deliver the latest breaking game news right to your screen.
Ja~ne!








Tiny, I sympathize. Much of Asia can be awkwardly small. I am a big guy, and when I studied abroad in China I got myself into many hilariously mis-sized situations.
I went to TGS today and saw you, Tiny. I wanted to introduce myself but by the time I went through all the possibilities of how I knew you (finally coming to the conclusion that I saw your picture here), you were halfway down the hall.
Ah well, next time.
I went to TGS today and saw you, Tiny. I wanted to introduce myself but by the time I went through all the possibilities of how I knew you (finally coming to the conclusion that I saw your picture here), you were halfway down the hall.
Ah well, next time.
Well hell, Jr. Pac-Man - hunt me down tomorrow! And please bring some Moist Towlettes. I need them in that hot-ass showroom...