Video: ScrewAttack's Man-On-Manly Rastan Tribute
Stuttering Craig and Handsome Tom have put together another Video Game Vault gem, this time hearkening back to 1987's arcade classic Rastan. Craig breaks down the manly virtues of Rastan with the homoerotic ease only a straight man can bring to phrases such as "flaming sword that's just dripping testosterone" and "ya wanna see something really manly?"
And as luck would have it - yes, we would! A flaming, dripping sword comes to mind. But until it arrives, check out the latest ScrewAttack video.
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Posted to Video Games, Videos on 11 September 2007
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Seeing this just makes me giggle, and a bit tingly. Along with the Golden Axe series and Capcom's Magic Sword, Rastan hits a very special spot in my barbarian romances. There's nothing manlier, or sexier, than a chiseled man with wild hair, dressed in just a few inches of leather.
As for the game, I cheated and bought the PS2 released collection, got up to the final stage, and the "Attack" function is automatic at the game over screen. Oh well, at least Rastan's a pixelated sight for straining eyes.
Seriously, what is up with these ScrewAttack videos?