Carmen Sandiego Emerges!

Remember how, growing up, you had that picture of a certain model sitting on your wall? Remember how you fantasized about meeting up with them in real life and believed that if they just spent a minute with you they'd realize how perfect you two were for each other and would whisk you away to a land of gumdrops and lollipops where you would occasionally emerge from sweaty bedsheets to indulge in bowls of ice cream while staring dreamily into each others' bottomless eyes? And remember how, out of the blue, you finally encountered them in public and realized that they were nowhere near as perfect as they once were? And, without a second glance back, you legged it out of the room and found someone else to obsess over?
Yeah, it's pretty much like that.
Carmen Sandiego Found [Kotaku]








So mean.
Bad link.