Mass Effect Banned In Singapore Due To Lesbian Content

Just after we've all been able to enjoy the fun Mass Effect girl-on-girl, or alien or whatever the hell it was scene, news is coming through that it's just too steamy for some.
Mass Effect has apparently been banned in Singapore due to the inclusion of some hot girl-on-girl action. It is actually illegal in Singapore to be homosexual, even in private, so needless to say the authorities didn't take too well to it being included in a game.
Now before you go getting all stressed out about how it's a disgrace they banned a game for some lady loving content, this is the country that also banned the GTA series, so it all makes sense..... because clearly a little lady action is as corruptive as shooting hookers and getting some 'hot coffee'.








Thank God someone is legislating to protect the public from the dangers of pretend female aliens sharing pretend moments of pretend intimacy aboard a pretend ship in a pretend story.
*Face palms*
Further proof that one never, ever need to go to Singapore, ever, for any reason.
Boo to singapore