Boy Survives Moose Attack Thanks To WoW
Apparently moose have a taste for mammal blood. Or they just hate kids. Whichever works, really. A Norwegian news site is claiming that a boy and his sister were attacked by a moose, whereupon said youth taunted the beast away from his sibling and then played possum in order to make it leave him alone. "Just like you learn in level 30 in World of Warcraft," the boy is apparently quoted...
The whole scenario seems kind of ridiculous, but there's nothing here really disproving its authenticity. The moral of this story, though? Children should not be allowed to play outside until they've learned the proper survival techniques from WoW.
Boy attacked by moose "feigns death," thanks WoW [WoW Insider]
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Posted to Miscellany on 6 December 2007
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