"Customizable Sodomy" In Mass Effect?
Okay, now this has to be a joke. Right? Like The Onion? Because if it's not, then I'm concerned.
We already told you about the conservative Cybercast New Service's declaration that Mass Effect contains explicit sex, but now conservative blogger Kevin McCullough has taken it to the natural extreme and posted an entry on Townhall.com where he makes spurious claims about the game he claims is being marketed to 15-year-old boys.
It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.
…And because of the digital chip age in which we live — “Mass Effect” can be customized to sodomize whatever, whoever, however, the game player wishes.
Wow. That's not even close. That's not only not even on the same planet, it's not even in the same system. Titling his post "The 'Sex-Box' Race for President", McCullough is attempting to use his ill-informed rants about Mass Effect to campaign for the next president to do something about this offensive and immoral form of entertainment. Good luck, buddy. It didn't work for John Lithgow's character in Footloose, and it's not going to work for you.
Conservative Blogger Claims Mass Effect Offers "Customizable Sodomy" [GamePolitics.com]
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Posted to Video Games on 14 January 2008
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Yeah, I read that at GamePolitics and had to roll my eyes, cause honestly, its pretty damn stupid.
digital chip age....hehehehehe
If ONLY Mass Effect were that customizable... I might have a reason to replay it.
Or... you know... replay small parts of it.
Every gender-oriented possibility I can think of hmm?
I seem to remember the option I really wanted being absent from Mass Effect.
;)
"it's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived."
... What game was HE playing? Also, here's a female player, but nice try.
As if we needed further proof that conservatives are all batsh*t crazy.
ahahaahahah wow that is some crap right there. the sex scenes are optional side quest. you can't customize your partner, only yourself....and only the head, not body or boobs. you don't even see anything. at most you see a females butt or a guys nipple and its pretty dark. if anything the lesbian thing might be an issue for this guy, but why make up total lies? i read more of what he said in his post and this guy is sick.
Sounds like that guy needs to put the crack pipe down before he continues with the war on digital smut. Seriously though, can't the game publisher or producer sue that guy for slander or libel? He's just making shit up.
Everyone please, please PLEASE start using the phrase "digital chip age" in your daily lives. I really want that to catch on. I'm definitely going to use it tomorrow.
Like if someone says: "Did you hear what Britney did NOW?"
I'll say "Yeah, well that's just the digital chip age that we live in, man."
This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah. Damn those digital chips!
"We now know because of the lengthy track record of serial killer after another that addictive use of pornography was prevalent in case after case - long before the switch got flipped and what their masturbatory imaginations have given into became what they were forcing real live human beings to do."
Well I assume that he saw selected screenshots and somebody elaborated on the gist of the sex scene to him, I would say that he has seen his fair amount of porn himself.
Considering how he would have to had made this up in his head as to whats happening in the sex scene to get his Virtual Knickers in a twist about it.
Unless I'm mistaken, isn't all sodomy customizable, to some extent?