Video: Zero Punctuation - Crysis
Yahtzee goes after Crysis this time, dishing on the good and bad in the game, amazing graphics and all. I'd love to say whether I agree or disagree with him, but my computer would grow legs and run screaming from the room if I even tried to install Crysis, let alone play it.
Zero Punctuation: Crysis [The Escapist]








Having discovered Yahtzee last Thursday I have since come to worship at the feet of his fast talking rants and accept his critisism as valid (even of my most favourite games) if only because he makes me laugh so.
And so the pervassive, work avoiding saddo that I am, spent most of today waiting in eager anticipation to find out which franchise was ripped a new hole where there shouldn't be one by his laser-razor sharp wit. I have a long life of worshipping the scraps he throws our way ahead of me.
And so I go to it.
/me worships Yahzee's smelly boy toes
Anyone else get the urge to solve a rubic's cube with their elbows? I'm gonna go search Youtube and see if someone's done it yet.
Jason Statham? Awesome!