Major League Eating Announced For WiiWare

Mastiff games recently acquired the rights to produce games for Major League Eating. One of the first titles to come out of this partnership is Major League Eating: The Game as an exclusive WiiWare title to be available over WiiConnect24.
"Watching Major League Eating is like watching poetry in motion" says Bill Swartz, Head Woof at Mastiff. "Professional gurgitators have the grace of ballerinas yet the brute strength, mental focus, and intestinal fortitude to push their bodies and minds as hard as athletes in any other extreme endurance sport. Victory is sweet and defeat can be well, really, really messy. It's an experience we're proud to help bring into the home."
'How could this possibly work?' you ask. It will feature eating contests where players must master offensive and defensive moves to best the other player with bites, burps, belches, mustard gas, and jalapeƱo flames. There will be various eating techniques such as the typewriter, the cram, and the toss. If you can't keep your lunch down, you will be wearing it.
It sounds fun, but if you need a solid mascot to sell a game like this. Oh, I got it, Cooking Mama 3: Losing Your Lunch. You fix your massive meal, eat it, and try not to throw up in the process.
Another WiiWare game announced: Major League Eating [Opposable Thumbs]







