Sharpen Your Back Alley Medical Skills With Amateur Surgeon
I was over at Adult Swim this morning to check out the new Aqua Teen, and noticed they were pimping their new flash game Amateur Surgeon pretty hard. Since this was the same website that gave us 5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself) and Viva Caligula, I figured I'd give it a shot. At the very least I'd be disgusted, which is always fun early in the morning.
In the game, you play as Alan Probe, a pizza delivery boy with dreams of cutting people open. After he accidentally hits a drunk with the delivery van, he gets out to investigate. It turns out his victim is Dr. Ignacious Bleed, a mysteriously disgraced former surgeon, who proceeds to walk Probe through his own surgery. As the game progresses you take on progressively weirder and shadier cases using tools like a pizza cutter, stapler, and dust buster, all leading up to a seriously nasty final procedure starring a Brian Crecente look-alike. Right now, only the first ten patients are up, but apparently twenty more (as well as a "secret file") are due later.
It's not deep, but Amateur Surgeon has a surprising amount of addictive fun. The surgeries stick pretty closely to a formula, although every one in this first batch adds something new to your medical repertoire. It definitely borrows liberally from Trauma Center for the Wii and DS, although instead of saving orphans with your healing touch, you're zapping hobos with a car battery. If that appeals to you, give it a try, then maybe go get some professional help.
Amateur Surgeon [Adult Swim]
Dawdle
Posted to Video Games on 16 February 2008
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Dark Cut and Dark Cut 2 are also worth playing, for people who like these types of games.
Anyone know where the key for the secret file is?
Put a staple in each of the pimps nipples and when you get the the gold pimp plat, put a whole bunch of staples around it and watch the pimp meter, also when you stapling him back up.