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Wanted: A Link To My Heart

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Some people write fan fiction, others cosplay, but there are some who are determined to live, quite literally, video games.

Take this loyal Legend of Zelda fan for instance, whose love for the Hero of Time has led her to craigslist (think the 4chan of dating/trading) to find the perfect Hyrulian:

Hi, I know thats strange one. I want a guy who looks like link. from the game. I thought to myself that I might as well be honest. I look like zelda, so why not ask for it? who knows.. I know theres a guy like that. So if you think you look like link, the blonde skater cut, and light eyes look email me. Im a simple chick who loves zelda. I know thats a corney one to ask but heck we might as well be honest as to what we like? am I right? I want a guy like that and a guy who is romantic and believes in chilvary, love, old school ways, and doesnt have a problem with european culture. Thanks a bunch!!! If I like you, and you have a pic, ill email you back. PS I WILL NOT RESPOND to guys without FACE SHOTS. period. Thankyou for understanding. Im not a body chick. more a face and Please only guys 30 and below. And please do not email me rude comments... this world has too many jerks and I delete them and report to the authorities. Its extreme I know But please have respect.

You gotta give the girl credit, she's got guts to post something so self admittedly strange. She knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it.

When you think about it, how many guys out there actually look exactly like Link that aren't twinks or extremely vain (someone prove me wrong!). I'm sorry to say this honey, but you might have to consider lowering your expectations just a tad.

Do you think her lust for Link borders on unhealthy obsession, and have you ever dated a guy/gal that looks like your favorite video game character? Let us know in the comments section!

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10 Comments

Taylor said:

Now that you mention this... I'm totally getting my boyfriend to grow a mustache, and put on some overalls.
Hot hot italian bastard he is, it's only going to get better..!
"It's-a me! Mario! Inside-a you!"

OMG said:

*vomits considerable amount of last nights dinner*

Horokeh said:

*joins vomiting with OMG*

Edwahd said:

Hi, I know thats strange one. I want a girl who looks like lara. from the game. I thought to myself that I might as well be honest. I look like an ancient mayan artifact, so why not ask for it? who knows.. I know theres a girl like that. So if you think you look like lara, the long brown pontyal, and enormous breasts look email me. Im a simple guy who loves tomb raider. I know thats a corney one to ask but heck we might as well be honest as to what we like? am I right? I want a girl like that and a girl who is athletic and believes in shooting tigers, archaeology, old school ways, and doesnt have a problem with plundering the historic treasures of ancient third-world civilisations. Thanks a bunch!!! If I like you, and you have a pic, ill email you back. PS I WILL NOT RESPOND to girls without TIT SHOTS. period. Thankyou for understanding. Im not a face guy. more a tits and Please only girls 34E and above. And please do not email me rude comments... this world has too many jerks and I delete them and report to the authorities. Its extreme I know But please have respect.


So, you know anyone?

MuneTeika said:

The funny thing is... I think she makes a pretty poor looking Zelda. Just y'know, honesty, because honesty is good.

Chayne said:

aww I kinda feel sorry for her, everyone wants that "one". I just want a guy who hasent slept with every other guy in town haha.

And shes not being tooooo picky, she only wants Links face, so there could be a fat Link out there somewhere.

I love her, I think shes awesome :P

SZK said:

It could have been much worse: what if she was looking for a Tingle/Tincle look-alike?

Pixel Poet said:

Ah Craigslist, always good for a laugh and a welcome reflection on the society of today :) Well she may find what she's looking for, and if she does good for her, but at some point they need to make sure the real life aspects of the relationship work too.

As for the comment "When you think about it, how many guys out there actually look exactly like Link that aren't twinks or extremely vain (someone prove me wrong!)." How could someone prove you wrong without coming off as vain? It's a Catch 22 ;)

Now I'm off to call me a plumber so I can have the same fun Taylor is having :D

Multimoog said:

"When you think about it, how many guys out there actually look exactly like Link that aren't twinks or extremely vain (someone prove me wrong!)."

If that's the case, can I have the Link twink? I'd make a mean Ganon (mean, as in cuffs and a whip).

Adrael said:

"When you think about it, how many guys out there actually look exactly like Link that aren't twinks or extremely vain"

What the hell is that supposed to mean? =D Why is being a twink thrown in the same category as being extremely vain? Ok, so at least half of all twinks are judgemental jackasses, still, "twinkieness" is not a flaw per se. XD haha

Funny how some people love to complain about bears/cubs/etc. being discriminated against and then turn around and do the same to twinks(not saying that's you, Mr.Mog... not necessarily :P).

Anyways, that lady sounds like a piece of work. Not 'cause she wants a Link(who doesn't?) but because of the deafening noise of my "CRAZY FLAKE" alarms going off in my head right now.

And girls who like girls who like rumble packs!

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