Metal Gear Solid 4: Mustaches Of The Patriots
As those of us here at GayGamer Castle come to terms and welcome our straightgamer.net personas, the supplementation of boobs, beer and a restrictive vocabulary have brought forth a new conquest: Super-cool, absolutely manly facial hair in a, "Dude, cool 'stache," manner.
From beginning this new hirsute pursuit, the question arose of who to readily identify with from the plethora of video game superstars. Do we go with Mario? Luigi? Eagle? Chop Chop Master Onion? Zangief? The King of All Cosmos? The manlier, 1980s Carmen Sandiego?
Thanks to awesomeness that is Metal Gear Solid 4, Granpappy Solid Snake was the universal choice, and thanks to wundersite MetalGearStache.com, we have a welcome venue to rate and rank all of the manly mustaches of the internet.
While I must now refrain from calling Solid Snake's mustache (or moustache for our savvier readers), "Sassy," as I have frequently referred to mine in the past, I take this new burden upon myself, and look forward to my absolutely heterosexual future.
Metal Gear Mustache [MetalGearStache]
[via: Kotaku]
Noun
Posted to Miscellany, Video Games on 1 April 2008
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Snake does indeed have a very macho mustache.
But no wundersite will ever turn up anyone who resembles the ever-so-manly Snake nearly as much as this man:
http://www.lclark.edu/org/artslive/objects/dallaire.asp.30.jpg
god i hate april fools day...how many more hours of this?