Oh, America, we are a clumsy population. While reports of Wii-induced self-flagellation, domestic abuse, domicile destruction and television obliteration are a scare commodity for the entire world, America reigns as champions for residential nullification thanks to the maneuverability of the WiiMote. Now, imagine the potential for destruction thanks to a half-inch tall slab of plastic?
During an interview with the 'Fit mastermind, Shigeru Miyamoto, MTV inquired as to the amount of television face-plants incurred thanks to a game focused on acts of balance:
I am happy to say that with so many out there, we have had relatively few incidents.
Relatively few incidents for the Japanese populace can only mean certifiable anarchy for Americans. Take heed, as Wii Fit will be dropping on these shores and destroying your televisions May 21.