Video: The Sound Of Your Brain Melting By K.K. Slider
Animal Crossing, as we all should know, is a lighthearted romp through weedy green pastures and streams teaming with fish (and junk). At no point do the games feel threatening or treatcherous, which is probably why I can so thoroughly enjoy them.
Then an atrocity such as this rides in: A video of every single K.K. Slider tune slammed together and played concurrently.
I... I'm speechless.
This is the sound of a world collapsing, a text-to-speech program melting down, or a Boredoms side-album with Yamantaka eYe asleep at the wheel.
I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Animal Crossing the same way ever again. Let alone those massive, shifty eyebrows perched above K.K.'s beady little eyes.
Too scary for me - Every K.K. Slider song played at once [GoNintendo]
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Posted to Videos on 9 April 2008
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Name: Dave
That "song" needs to appear in some sort of serial killer movie...now.
PS: The K.K. song from Smash Bros RULES!
... This is the song that ends the world...
I heard that if you play it backwards it you can actually understand K.K.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: K.K.thulu, man.
Now all someone needs to do is mash this song together with video footage of Pikaman, and the nightmare will be complete.
Argh my soul!
It all starts to make sense now. This was why this sneaky anthropomorphic dog never charged anybody for his seemingly innocuous performances. Apparently, nothing is really free in this world. Damn you, K.K. Slider. Damn you!