Humorous New Uses For Your Wii Balance Board

Wii Fit has only been a part of my household for one week, and I can already feel an increase in perceived antagonization as I roll in late from an extensive day at work. Soon, the appeal will wane, and the Balance Board will either become repositioned amongst the stocks of gaming hardware (propped up behind the drum from Taiko Drum Master and an excess Neo Geo controller), or repurposed entirely.
Leave it to jovial jokesters Joystick Division to scheme up various ways to employ your forlorn Balance Board after the honeymoon ends. Though I would not believe the Balance Board to function appropriately as a supplement for up-armoring HMMWVs, it would effectively prop one up while bathing, and gaming peripherals as service pieces could quickly become the next hit at a swank dinner party.
Mmm... C'est plastique fantastique!
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I love how the little blonde kid looks just like a character from Home Movies.
That service board one is hilarious. XD
And I can totally see that burglar board one happening in real life. Just give it a year and a newsreport of a guy using a Wii Fit board to fend of an intruder will come in. With a 60% chance of the intruder turning out to be a houseguest who came home at an unexpected time.