Kid Buys Hookers, Xbox With Dad's Card
The US is finally making a comeback after a stellar year for Australian and British hoodlums, and I for one have to applaud the national effort. Texas' own 13 year-old Ralph Hardy (not pictured, that's the Aussie party kid who still isn't sorry) ordered a second credit card from his dad's credit company and enjoyed a hearty US$30,000 spree of hookers and Halo.
Client 9.1 treated his friends to $1000-a-night hookers, who were released without charge. What's awesome is this:
The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.
Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.
They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.
Growth-retarded circus nuggets? It gets better:
Authorities were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk who, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Oreos and Fritos, was asked by the kids where they could hire some escorts.
The young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to relax.
Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.
The BS award of the season goes to our 13yo lil liar, who invented a bang-up reason why he should be allowed to hire hookers but didn't know what to do with them once they'd showed up. That, my friends, is what happens when your eyes are bigger than your d***.
Hookers and Xbox on dad's credit card [News.com.au]
[Thanks, Happy Wulf!]
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Posted to Hot Stuff, Miscellany on 15 May 2008
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This kid will grow up to be the world's most awesome lawyer.
Is anyone else having flashbacks to Blank Check?
Make that "the Aussie party kid who still isn't sorry and is currently in the big brother house"
This story has now been proved as false.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4549574a4560.html