The Onion Teases GTA IV

Okay, okay, bear with me... I know you're all sick of reading about GTA IV... at least as sick as I am about writing about it. (I'd much rather be playing it!) But "America's Finest News Source," The Onion, had a little "Infographic" about the new release, listing some of GTA IV's "new features." You know, stuff like, "Every other mission is to kill a congressman who condemned the game's three previous versions." Click here to read the full list!
Oh, and someone at the humor publication must be into games, because in the same issue, there's a "News In Brief" article about Colonel Hoffman, Marcus Fenix, and Dominic Santiago being found innocent of war crimes against the Locust Horde. You can click here to read that one! Clever stuff!








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