Bionic Commando Action Figure Brings On The White Boy Dreads
Nothing ruins a good brunch of lox and bagels like the permeating odor of patchouli and matted bobs of hippie hair. As such, my immediate reaction to Capcom's newly modified Bionic Commando, Nathan Spencer, is one of mild repulsion.
Styled similar a line cook with a child's gripping tool, NECA's prototyped action figure bears a strong likeness to the upcoming action game star. Let's just hope he understands the city health ordinances when selecting a proper hair net.
Bionic Commando Action Figure Spotted [Kotaku]
Noun
Posted to Miscellany, Video Games on 24 June 2008
· Comments (12)
Other stuff like this: Action Figure, Bionic Commando, Bionic Commando Rearmed, NECA, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360
exqueeze me? that resin-cast man is FIIINE.
Not to offend anyone but to me hair like that is nasty looking, the rest of him is fine
I find it funny that no one seems concerned with him being a triple amputee. Lets just hope those legs stop at the knee.
I dunno, Asterick. Those kind of look like armored boots rather than bionics, considering how janktacular his arm looks and how regular his legs look. Plus, it kind of looks like his stylish heavy-duty chinos are tucked into them, a la high boots.
Oh, and +1 to Steven. Agreed
I remember standing behind a guy with dreads in line at Gamestop. I was almost shivering with disgust, lol. Those things had all sorts of stuff stuck in them.
The figure it nicely detailed and all, but I want a Rad Spencer instead.
I've always found guys with dredds way more fun in bed than guys with cookie-cutter hairstyles so I'd take him!
@M
you are going to have sex with that doll? hmmm to each their own i guess
:P
From howtodread.com: "You should wash your dreadlocks at least once a week."
That's ... revolting.
Disney's Tarzan features the eponymous character sporting an "updated" dreads-look. All those sweaty, grimy years in the jungle could do that to a person, I suppose. He may need more than a quarter-sized dollop of shampoo to wash all that grease/dust/wax/beetle-dung out.
what is the big deal
white boy with dread locks is the best of both worlds
even better if he's swedish and slim and short
LULZ! only on a gay gamer site... all teh gheys are commenting and debating over how his hair should look >_
Dreadlocks are pretty much disgusting regardless of to whose head they're attached.