Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life As A King... New Content!

I'm not going to deny that my life was briefly taken over by Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life As A King, although I cannot really explain why. The game is some abusive mix of ingenious (devious?) overview placement, Sim City and a ball of black tar heroin. Seriously, I've lost days.
No sooner had I made it out of video game rehab than Square decided that it's necessary to release a pile of content packages for this potential threat to my job, home and overall life-style.
| Title | Price | Description |
| Infinity Spire | 300 | Adds 2 dungeons to the game, such as the Infinity Spire. The spire gains levels every time it is cleared, presenting a challenge to even the bravest champions of your realm |
| Castle Renovation | 100 | Adds a dungeon to the game which adds a jukebox and the ability to rename your adventurers in the castle once cleared |
| Library | 200 | Adds a dungeon to the game which adds libraries to the building menu once cleared. Libraries teach adventurers race-specific abilities |
| Fresh King | 100 | Purchase an additional costume for the king -- a casual outfit designed for warmer seasons. You can change costumes in the castle immediately after downloading |
| Summer Chime | 100 | Purchase an additional costume for Chime -- a cool outfit suited for tropical climates. You can change costumes in the castle immediately after downloading |
I just got out! Screw you, Square... okay... maybe just one more taste.
[Image borrowed from Siliconera, with thanks to Square Enix]








My husband also lost long tracks of days on this. Who can resist thinly-veiled Straight Shota? Chime is such a slut.
That sailor suit the king is wearing? Creepy. I almost feel like the game is bordering on child pornography.
I thought Squeenix were swearing off of atraditional games? Not that I'm complaining, I'll take the weirder ones over Final Fantasy XXXII any day. :P
I agree that the sailor outfit is slightly creepy, however.
Why creepy? It's cute and a little girly. So?