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Super-Real Niko Bellic Is Genuinely Disconcerting

Image of what the real Niko Bellic would look like.

The series of super-real iconic video game characters continues on! While not nearly as creepy as the previously referenced Super-Real Super Mario, the "real" adaptation of Grand Theft Auto 4's protagonist Niko Bellic does inspire an almost equivalent amount of repulsion.

Is he really gassy, or just severely constipated? Could it is just an inflamed rash or STD. Maybe he's just throwing out his, "You can't keep it thuggy like I keep it thuggy," glare.

Regardless of what it may be, if I met Niko on the street, I would probably go out of my way to avoid his presence.

Image of what the real Niko Bellic would look like.

Niko Bellic In Real Life [ALBOTAS]

4 Comments

IntrepidHomoludens said:

;-) Or maybe it's because the artist did a rather lousy job. Knowing Nico to be a rather likeable thug (as many of us who actually played GTA IV would agree), there is something redeeming - and perhaps a little charming - about him that this artist failed to convey in this 'portrait'.

edeo said:

"Real" Super Mario had nothing real about it at all. It was just as cartoony as Mario except grotesque.

This doesn't look much different than Nico in the game.

motordog said:

I don't know...I'd do him, but I like the rough trade...

M said:

Repulsion? He's still more preferable than some of what I see on the scene!

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