GayGamer's Birthday Week Giveaway #4: Fruit Brute's XL Stash

Welcome to the next contest in our big GayGamer Birthday Week giveaway! Today is a big prize pack and I do mean BIG! As some of you know I recently lost a ton of weight and am now back to wearing medium t-shirts. As a result I have a ton of large and extra large t-shirt swag that I have picked up at various events. Just as fair warning, some of these have been worn (by me, but I washed them first) some have been washed but not worn and some are brand spanking new with all the creases still in them! There are a total of seventeen t-shirts including American McGee's Grimm, Pirates of the Burning Sea, 1-Up Mushroom, Twilight Princess, Halo 3, Wii and many more! As a special bonus, you will also receive a GayGamer T-shirt! All of the tees will come along with a lovely Namco computer bag and some other various bits of swag including a Civilization Revolution faceplate for your 360!
So now, to the contest...
Write a haiku with GayGamer as the subject. The rules of haiku are simple: a short poem with five syllables in the first line, seven in the second line and five in the last line. Our own Pixel Poet provides this fine example...
an ode to fruit brute
sung upon 8-bit game tones
we beat world 2-1
This is a one day contest so all submissions must be in by midnight tonight (PST). Please email all entries to info@gaygamer.net with the subject line "Fruit Brute's XL Stash." Good luck and happy haiku-ing!






