Just In Time For The Fourth Of July: The 1-Up Burger

For us American GayGamers, the upcoming Fourth of July means a multitude of grilling ("grillin'"), preferably burgers ("bar-gers") and hotdogs ("dawgs"), pitchers of margaritas ("rita's"), cheap beer ("beast"), and various other activities hyper-simplified in Midwestern pidgin.
So, what better way to spice up your little soiree than with some classy Super Mario Bros. influenced delicacies? Instructables features a mouthwatering 1-UP burger for you to wow guests with before the evening fireworks, and who knows, your culinary prowess may end up bringing the bang to the ball.
"1UP Mushroom" Mushroom Burger! [Instructables]
[via: GoNintendo]








That looks pretty nasty, haha. At least you get an extra life in case it kills you.
BTW, you spelled 'soiree' wrong :)
As a midwesterner, all I can say is "Awww..."
Agreed on the natsiness. Green spotted mushrooms don't exactly translate as "delicious barbecued beef" in my head.
I just can't help but think,
Eating that probably isn't a good idea..
1up to the toilet perhaps.