Happy Birthday, Fruit Brute!
On a day just like today, a mere forty-one nineteen years ago, Mrs. and Papa Brute gave birth to a bespectacled, mutton-chopped baby blogger. Over the years he grew into a fine and admirable young man, an ever-capable editor, a fantastic gamer, and one of the best homosexuals in modern history.
These are just a few of the reasons why I'm pleased to say: Happy Birthday, Fruit Brute!!!
You see Mr. Brute in this picture, a portrait created by one Mr. Locke in a little game called Soul Calibur IV, which happens to be one of Mr. Brute's favorite games of all time - or at the very least of the moment. If it were only painted on black velvet!
Happy Birthday!
[And many thanks, Mr. Locke]








Many happy returns, my friend.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Brute.
Happy Birthday! ^-^
Happy Birthday!
Cheers Brute. Now I only hope that I can beat you with your own character.
Wind!
More congrats!!!!
Go out and do something fun!
Brer Dan
Happy Birthday! Fruit Brute got back!
I new there was something special about today...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday!!!
Yay, birthdays! Happy nineteenth, Fruit Brute!
Happy Birthday!
I would totally eat your "birthday cake."
;)
Happy birthday, Fruit Brute! The world looks forward to another nineteen years of your awesomeness. XD
Congrats on being born! It looks like FB's been hitting the gym in that picture. Looking good!
お誕生日おめでとう!
(Happy Birthday!)
YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! if i was gay i'd totally have the hotts for you!!!!!!! thnks for making this site my daily number 2 stop point!!!!!!! yay!!
one fruit brute to lead us all.
happy birthday :D!
Yay! happy birthday FB!
Happy Birthday FB and thanks for building this wonderful site for all of us. Many happy returns of the day.
Happy Birthday Fruit Brute!::squeak::
Joyeux anniversaire!
And congratz! You're forty... euh... nineteen years old! Just two more and you can finally drink!
Happy Birthday Fruit Brute!
Happy birthday, dude!
Happy Birthday Fruit Brute! We'll see you At PAX!
At last, but not the least(or something like that):
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRUIT BRUTE!!!
As I can´t put the cherry on the top of your cake (ahamm), here´s a big hug! :P
RG