Fantastic Flash: Ultimate Crab Battle!

This is perhaps the greatest flash game ever created. It isn't great because of some artsy fartsy sense of creating evocative entertainment and the gameplay content here isn't anything new, but it is fantastic because I imagine that this is as close to capturing a nonsensical stream of consciousness daydream as we'll ever get. Let me present to you, Ultimate Crab Battle. While the game itself does a fantastic job of laying out its surreal narrative, let me attempt to whet your gaming appetite...
In the oceans, there's been a war between crabs and sharks longer than either side can remember. Just as the battle is about to come to a conclusion, a human boy joins forces with a magical shark. Together they must take down the villainous Giant King Crab, the heavily armed leader of the crabs. The human boy and magical shark are the sharks' last hope for survival. Are you a bad enough dude to defeat the Giant King Crab?
Also, magical shark shoots lasers from his eyes. C'mon, how awesome is that?
[Ultimate Crab Battle] Armor Games







