GTA IV Goes Full Frontal
Rockstar Games gives great controversy, you can't deny them that. Now it appears that they're stirring the pot again by delivering what many gay gamers must have wished for at one time or another: full frontal male nudity.
That's the news serving to hype Rockstar's upcoming DLC for GTA IV, The Lost and the Damned. Unfortunately the full frontal in question has been described by Kotaku as "a very poorly groomed, uncut and unabashed set of man tools," belonging to a middle-aged Congressman.
When it comes to making wishes I have always said: be more specific.
If you want to see the Congressman in all his unwashed phallic glory, go see the very not-safe-for-work video here and hold your breath until the 3:09 mark.
Please discuss!
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Posted to Hot Stuff, Miscellany, Video Games on 16 February 2009
· Comments (24)
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He needed a lot of trimming.
What's wrong with being uncut? Most people are.
Well...I guess it's a start. Now, can the next one be based on Chris Meloni?
ikr? i love uncut.
LOL love the look on his face as he stands there like he's packing something down there....Rockstar is one of best.
I'd like to see the other guy naked...very 'rough trade', no? Though even with today's advanced computer animation, people still look a little too corpse-like to really be erotic, at least to me.
Yay 3:09!
It looked like half a Oscar Myer sticking out of a black hole.
Uncut is one of my favorite flavors! But unwashed and unabashed old congressman is...not!
I thought he was kind of hot. What was wrong with him exactly?
i like 'em hairy. groomed is for ken dolls. besides all that, i think that even though this is for shock value, it also seems to fit the character very well. he's VERY into himself.
I'd Hit it, he's kinda hot.
Was it my imagination or did he have a lot of bush but hairless balls?
They spent so much time giving his skin that perfect texture and color of a middle-aged man whose skin is sagging as his muscles deflate, and then there's a hard, glossy plastic dong sticking out of some black void. I guess the designers were afraid to look at it too much themselves.
The derisive attitude toward intactness is outrageous, and thank you to previous posters for not letting it slide. Besides, it doesn't look like anything. I think all Kotaku was going on is that it doesn't have a big red clown nose at the end like most crude drawings of penises an American might expect to see.
Just another clever tool to get GTA even more attention than usual by rockstar so people will buy their uninspired game.
I was so excited! I thought, "my god!They´ll show that hot motorbike guy in a sauna, naked with another man!!!"... but then... I had the congressman... ok, it´s a start. Thanks Rockstar!But Rockstar, I´ll be more especific: next time I want Johnny "The Jew" Klebitz!!!
Gawd dern I wish it was the other man in the video that was naked...
Penile physics have a long way to go.
i can't stand watching nude videogame character due to their messed up shoulders, it makes me nauseous for some reason. it's like when people pull their shoulder out of their socket. the nudity, i didn't see any shock in it. he's got a pretty nice dick imo
Maybe a "GTA V: Tom of Finland"
Cut, uncut it's all good. But seriously this guy needs so major trimming. And it does look a little nasty I guess it was drawn by straight guys which obviously find the phallus (other than their own) funny and gross.
I was pretty underwhelmed. looks like they just stuck a finger model on the guys crotch and called it a day.
I was also pretty underwhemed when I came on here and read all the comments that basically said "EWWW NAKED OLD GUY WAAAA I WANTED TO SEE THE BIKERS DICK WAAAAAA!"
Well, what a smug, priggish thing to say...I'M so 'underwhemed' by it...
perhaps we should at 3:09 to the list at mr. skin.