Top Of The Bottoms: iPhone App Scores, Compares Sex Skills
There is so much wrong with this: Passion, a $5 iPhone app that observes your lovemaking/dirty pig sex, scores your performance, and lets you compare your big giant rankings with others.
Sex leaderboards, if you will.
How it works? Passion works by using all of the iPhone's distinct features such as the microphone, accelerometer and many others to determine an accurate score. All you have to do is start the application, put your iPhone on the bed, in an armband, or even in your pocket and have i*********e, it is as easy as that. Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.
You get ranked from 0-10 and need wi-fi to submit scores, making Passion the most complete piece of ridiculously absurd software available for Apple's share of the sex-metrics market. But if sex is a game to you (as opposed to what, a chore?), and you have $5 you wouldn't rather boil for soup stock, why not?
So the next time you make the beast with two, three, or eight backs, remember: somewhere there's a dupe short five bucks and, if my tiny-sense tells me a-right, five inches. Then again, maybe strap-ons are your thing?
(Also: iTunes censors "intercourse"?)
Passion - an iPhone app that rates your abilities in bed [DownloadSquad]
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Posted to Miscellany on 30 July 2009
· Comments (3)
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What does this have to do with anything...?
Well... it has to do with sex, games, and gizmos. The software doesn't look like much of a game, but what you're supposed to do with it clearly does...
Other than that - what does anything have to do with anything? this existential wordplay is fun... but what does it have to do with anything?
:-D
Maybe I'm dense (I am), but I have no clue what "i********e" could possible be. Oh well!