File this under "heaven help us all." Uwe Boll-- the man with an inexplicable skill in somehow turning video game film adaptations, themselves already the stuff of "meh", into works of pure torture to watch-- has apparently announced that he's going to direct a third movie in the Bloodrayne franchise. I must confess I haven't seen either of the first two movies; the bastardization of Alone in the Dark was quite enough for me, please and thank you. He somehow managed to make a sex scene involving Christian Slater unappetizing. Oh, and House of the Dead: what happens when you stick a bunch of rave-seeking college students on a deserted island with guns and ninja zombies? Hilarity, that's what!
At any rate, the third movie will be titled Bloodrayne: Warhammer, and aside from being based on a video game that doesn't exist (and drawing strange parallels to that whole Games Workshop franchise) it will have Kristanna Loken again reprising her role as Rayne. No information about a plot but I suspect if this announcement interests you any, you probably don't care what the story is about.
The only use I can think of with this film would be some sort of horrifying Frankenstein mashup involving Twilight, but I'm funny that way.
Uwe Boll making a third Bloodrayne movie [Via Destructoid]