Uwe Boll To Direct Bloodrayne 3 Movie
File this under "heaven help us all." Uwe Boll-- the man with an inexplicable skill in somehow turning video game film adaptations, themselves already the stuff of "meh", into works of pure torture to watch-- has apparently announced that he's going to direct a third movie in the Bloodrayne franchise. I must confess I haven't seen either of the first two movies; the bastardization of Alone in the Dark was quite enough for me, please and thank you. He somehow managed to make a sex scene involving Christian Slater unappetizing. Oh, and House of the Dead: what happens when you stick a bunch of rave-seeking college students on a deserted island with guns and ninja zombies? Hilarity, that's what!
At any rate, the third movie will be titled Bloodrayne: Warhammer, and aside from being based on a video game that doesn't exist (and drawing strange parallels to that whole Games Workshop franchise) it will have Kristanna Loken again reprising her role as Rayne. No information about a plot but I suspect if this announcement interests you any, you probably don't care what the story is about.
The only use I can think of with this film would be some sort of horrifying Frankenstein mashup involving Twilight, but I'm funny that way.
Uwe Boll making a third Bloodrayne movie [Via Destructoid]
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Posted to Movies-DVDs on 23 November 2009
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Uwe Bolls movies are fun to watch and make fun of.
Anybody who says otherwise takes life way too seriously.
"The only use I can think of with this film would be some sort of horrifying Frankenstein mashup involving Twilight, but I'm funny that way."
http://www.hulu.com/watch/107500/saturday-night-live-digital-short-firelight
SNL is funny that way too. :p
Boll's movies have been quite terrible for the most part but Postal was surprisingly good and funny.
I thought he would stop after you know.. receiving over a thousand signatures saying that his movies suck and that they wish he wouldn't make anymore. Then again seeing his reaction mostly about bashing other movies (Like Kung-Fu Panda)and throwing a tantrum about something to do with 'allowing' horrible mainstream movies to be made.
Maybe he's hoping to cash in on the whole 'vampire' fad that seems to be going around. Twilight, Vampire Diaries, ect... it's mostly women/girls that read/watch this crap so using a female vampire.. maybe not the best route but who am I kidding? His movies suck, sure their hilariously bad like Dragonball the movie (oh god did anyone else want to rage quit life after the first few minutes of that crap?)but the fact of the matter is...is if I got this from a dollar bin, I still would want my money back.
Randy:
I can't watch Hulu, it's US-only. :( I'll take your word for it though, that sortof thing was begging to be made.
I wasn't aware there was a second Bloodrayne movie in the first place.
And I'm not sure if this was just hopeful thinking on everyone's part but I heard that once Germany changed their tax laws or something that all the money that once funded the video game adaptations he made would have dried up once it ceased to be a profitable industry for them?
Uwe Boll is still a better director than Michael Bay.