Xbox Live Aims To Help You With The Ladies
Are you nervous while talking to girls? For most gay men talking with woman is been much easier than attempting to navigate the off times tricky playing field of dating men. But for our straight friends who have not yet dipped into the infinite pool of knowledge we field from our female friendships there is the Xbox 360 game Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls. Looking at the screen shots inspires thoughts of the 1994 3DO game Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, where the player is tasked with "getting the girl" through navigation of a series of dialogue trees. This laugh-worthy relationship game tears up the screen with chiseled stock-porn rejects straight out of a homemade sitcom or a troubled couple's therapeutic homework video. The production value looks just as low rent in Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls, as shown by the screenshots of a globally endowed blonde in a tight sweater set "reacting" to the player's ridiculous responses. The value is clear in the indie game's 80 point (1$) price tag but the question remains if this will be something worthy of your HDD space. A fun party game? Perhaps. But when it comes to advice on talking to hot chicks, you just might be better off giving your gay friends a call!
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Posted to Gamers Closet, Video Games on 13 December 2009
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I actually had to play this piece of trash for the Weekly Xbox Indies article this week. It is absolutely terrible in every possible way. I realize that it's supposed to be a joke, but unlike Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, this game is lacking in any humor. I'll repeat here what I said in my article yesterday:
"If you have any respect for women, yourself, or even just humanity as a species, you will stay far away from this game."
Oh my gawd, this is so not funny in too many ways to list. Amazingly enough, to talk to another member of the human species, you TALK to them nicely, in a language they can understand. Thanks for being awesome calling this game out for being as bad as it is, Navifairy.