Be A Perv On The Go!
Tecmo has just announced that Dead Or Alive Paradise is on its way to the PSP in North America in Spring of 2010. Less of a game and more of a pervo simulator, the title will let you settle in on New Zack Island to select from nine playable girls from the Dead Or Alive series so you can mingle, flirt, take photos of them. Or you can actually play games with them... mini-games, anyway. Like beach volleyball, pool hopping and casino games. Dress 'em up in your favorite bathing suits and snap pervy pics of 'em! Fun for the whole family! Well, maybe not. Oh, and while you're leering at the girls, you can also listen to a custom soundtrack made up of MP3's from your memory stick. Dead Or Alive Paradise isn't yet rated by the ERSB, but I'm guessing it's going to push the limits of that Teen rating!
What I really want to know is when we're gonna get the version of this game where you can flirt with and take dirty photos of the hot guys from the Dead or Alive series. Hell, even putting one or two into this game as a bonus feature would at least be a step in the right direction. Being able to dress the girls up in your favorite bathing suit design isn't quite gay enough for me.
Also, Tecmo is touting the portability of this, saying you can have a "private paradise in the palm of your hand" and you can "take your girls anywhere and play with them anytime." Really? Because I can't imagine anyone playing this on the subway or bus! I'd feel like such a sleazebag!
Wootini
Posted to Video Games on 22 January 2010
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I can't believe they complained when someone made a nude mod for Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.