Warning: Bayonetta Figures May Cause Bi Moments

I don't think it's possible for me to get enough of all things Bayonetta. Even after completing my first run through the game and cranking up the epic 5 disc soundtrack on a loop I'm still hungry for more of the witchy woman. Luckily for fans deluxe figure maker Play Arts hears our calls and is crafting some magically charming figures of Bayonetta herself along with a fantastic rendition Jeanne (the one in the red). The model detail seen pictured here is exquisite, but even more impressive is the amount of articulation each of the figures display. These are two limber ladies, but I didn't imagine that a toy would allow someone to pose the characters in many of the game's more... uh... ah-hem, "mystifying" positions. Fans can get their paws on both figures by preordering them for the low, low price of 3,530 yen (that's 20% the full price) on AmiAmi.
As much as I love the figure of the title character's figure, I can't help but to be struck more by the Jeanne figure. I love her look and they translated her more defining features to the figure rather well if you ask me.
[Play Arts Kai Bayonetta color preview shots could kill on sight] Tomopop








I agree that they did a great job with Jeanne but Bayonetta does not look half bad. My dream figure would be one where Bayonetta is in the midst of summoning an infernal demon. I also wouldn't mind one of her in her flashback outfit. That is a fabulous costume.
As cool as the figures are, I'm more distracted by the headline; I can't tell whether or not it's a concealed jab at those of us who are bi. >.>
They look stunning. The Zatanna on my desk really needs a friend.
Uh, sorry but these amazons cause no bi moments for me, at least...
Not that I don't appreciate their design, because they truly are fabulous. It's just that no woman has ever made me hard, and these two are no exception. I really don't see anything in them that would make any gay man "go bi". :/
Nope, no bi aspirations... Oh, wait. That headline wasn't meant for lesbians, was it? Anyway, I'd need to make some space for them due to my overpopulation of Lara figurines on my desk... But I'll definitely order them.