Video: Naughty Bear's Preorder Bonues Are Delightfully Scary, Huggable!
Listen up all of you that have a thing for Freddy from A Nightmare On Elm Street, Jason from the Friday The 13th, or just want more fashion options for your Naughty Bear! Amazon and Gamestop are offering some ghoulish preorder bonuses you won't want to miss.
First up is an adorable outfit for disgruntled high school janitors everywhere, the "Extremely Naughty Kruebear," styled after none other than Freddy Krueger. After you can see in the video clip above, this outfit brings out one of Naughty Bear's stranger uh... oral talents. The Kruebear is only available through Amazon (and if you use that link you'll help support the site, just saying). If that doesn't float your canoe, there's a "Very Naughty Slasher" set for the more outdoorsy type. Based Jason Voorhees, otherwise known as the source of all the nightmares I had at summer camp, this set comes with a charming cover-all, hockey mask, and butcher knife for all those late night roasts by the fire. Head on over to Gamestop if you that strikes your fancy.
Finally... a single game has brought two of my favorite things together: cuddly bears and 80's horror movies. Now only if Naughty Bear would include some vague references to obscure anime or French disco I'd be all set!
Hit the jump to see Naughty Bear's visit to Crystal Lake!
Side Note: I know some of you kids may not be old enough to remember the original Elm Street movies, but I highly suggest you all skip that terrible looking remake that opens in a few days and rent something actually scary, like the original movie or its bizarrely homo-fueled sequel, Freddy's Revenge. Just try to hold back your screams of laughter terror when you watch this or this!







