TF2: Engie Dispensing Justice

It appears the Engie update is finally going live. Over the weekend Valve released twenty-five golden wrenches for various engineers to craft, and craft they did. Starting yesterday, another seventy-five were released. This lovely wrench will turn your opponent into a gold statue when killed with it, which seems the primary distinction. As of writing this, forty-five have been found, so if you play Engie and have yet to actually jump in game, you may wish to do so soon.
Meanwhile, yesterday also saw the release of Frontier Justice, a gun with a smaller magazine, but instead of normal crits gets 'Revenge Crits.' It works so that for every kill their sentries get, they get two crits, and one for assists. Furthermore, a destroyed sentry equals bonus crits. It's a critting machine.
Hopefully after this update Valve can finally release them all to the consoles.








I think one of the reasons why they don't release these on the console is because Microsoft wants to sell the updates and Valve doesn't agree with that business model.
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Engie is so adorable. Southern gentleman + a hint of mad scientist
MS won't let them make the updates free, which is why the console versions haven't gotten the updates.
Granted you really shouldn't be playing any Valve games on a console, anyway...
Totally, Shin Gallon.