You've encountered a wild gogoedward!
gogoedward, the edward pokemon and your newest gaygamer writer and social media manager. When not investigating his own gayming conspiracy theories, the most notable being Princess Daisy's blatant lesbianism, he spends his time acting, attention-whoring, writing, tweeting, facebooking and otherwise leaving evidence of his existence.
Occasionally he games.
Never one to censor himself, gogoedward revels in finding what offends and excites. He has no remorse for mediocrity, an unexplainable love for the awful, and is aroused by the amazing.