Capcom Announces A Sour Patch Kids Game

That's right. There will never be a Megaman Legends 3, but Capcom is more than happy to sticky their hands with a game about junk under a movie theater seat. Just get all the rage out of your system now before moving on to the rest of the article.
World Gone Sour will be the title of this action adventure game starring...sigh...a Sour Patch Kid. The game features the little candy men in oversized worlds, like movie theaters and concession stands, trying to make their way to the place where all good souls come to rest - the human digestive tract. Online leader boards and four player co-op have been announced because no matter how absurd a game is, people want to play it together and they want to be the best.
But wait, it gets even better. Yes, better. The soundtrack for World Gone Sour features none other than Method Man. After all, what goes better with candy than hip hop music? The game's narration will be provided by Creed Bratton (The Office), whom we suspect lost some sort of bet.
"Sour Patch has brought its brand to life in a unique experience that only video games can deliver," said Christian Svensson, Senior Vice President, Planning & Strategy, Capcom Entertainment, Inc. "Whether you're a fan of Sour Patch Kids or fun and engaging gameplay, World Gone Sour has something for all gamers to enjoy."
Wait, Mr. Svensson, are you suggesting that there are people that don't enjoy fun and engaging gameplay? No, you know what, nevermind. Let's just look at some pictures and call it a day.






I think Capcom is just trying to see how far they can push people before no one will buy anything from them anymore. It's like some bizarre social experiment.
Really Capcom....Really!?
I love everything you do but I can only defend you for so long before the kids start making fun of me :(