My head is kept scrupulously shaved at all times, but every now and again, a rogue strand of blonde hair escapes the unforgiving blade. Aside from nagging at my latent OCD, said strand makes it a personal mission to disorganize my thoughts, cause me to gloss over obvious things with utter ignorance and, in the case of this video, refresh YouTube roughly six times after being convinced that my graphics card has suffered some sort of "technical event."
The kids over at at Mega64 have been at it again, this time offering a few jibes in the direction of Skyrim. Armed with only a computer, internet connection, and a sense of humor, you are given the relatively simple quest of watching "The Best Skyrim Fan Film," which may not grant XP, but does elicit a fair bit of chuckling.
There's not too much to say that won't spoil the video (further), so I'll just leave it there, wish all y'all a Merry Christmas/Kwannza/Atheistmas/Festivus/More Hanukkah, since I will be out gallivanting until I can gallivant no more.
A special holiday message awaits you after the jump!
It is also, with a heavy heart, that I announce the annulment of my little-publicized "Gay Gamer Free Pony Giveaway Christmas Horse-tacular." Oprah may have given members of her audience a free car, but even the most impressive of wheels cannot match that new pony smell, nor can its mechanical innards and cold, metallic efficiency hold a candle to the nuzzle of your beloved steed, "Butterscotch." Sadly my free pony giveaway was savagely shot down by those who shall remain nameless
the Post Office; I remember little of the encounter - the slivers of recollection from my egg nog-addled brain tell me it went something along the lines of "blah, blah, 'completely unfeasible,' blah blah blah 'animal welfare laws,' blah blah 'six months in prison and a $50,000 fine,' blah blah 'where the f**k did you get a horse, anyway?' - but needless to say, it's not happening.
So if you're wondering why Santa Gamer won't be delivering a little(ish) bundle of joy at your front door come Sunday, you can thank the suits in Washington - just more evidence of the government's war on Christmas.