The Middle Ages: They were simpler times, back when the "male hindquarters" equivalent of a high five was comedy fit for royalty. Yet as history tells us, every decent medieval comedy act was followed by a frost spell grenade, the destruction of a ship, and of course, the obligatory "assassination by decapitation" of said royalty.
Such is the crux of the Xbox 360 trailer for The Witcher 2. PC gamers have been exploring its splendor for some time, but for those like myself, owning what those in the business call "a glorified electric abacus, barely capable of running Qbasic," are left with only the 360 to whet our collective appetite for action, adventure, and polyamourous protagonists that are full of what the kids (no longer) call "baditude."
So for those hoping to follow the continuing adventures of
Baron Von Sexy Geralt, but find your computer woefully inadequate, The Witcher 2 will be released on April 17th. In the meantime, be sure to check out the trailer! It's stylish, rather stunning, and most importantly, delivers an epicness of pants-wetting proportions.