Every young lass dreams of what her wedding day will be like -- the flowing gowns, beautiful flowers adoring everything, the ancient chants of monks heralding a hero to save us from ancient evils threatening the world. This lucky bride got her wish with one of the most epic ballads to every grace Tamriel, the song The Dragonborn Comes, as performed by Malukah, from The Elderscrolls 5: Skyrim. Watch her and her groom's robotic glide across a dance floor while a bewildered audience stares.
How can I put this as elegantly as possible? Uh...not sure if want. Yes, that seems appropriately internet-speak for this blessed occasion. The world may never be privy to the decision process that led these two to settle on a video game song for their special day, but as long as they can refrain from naming their firstborn "Dohvahkin," then I think we can let them slide on this one.