As everyone with the sense God gave a rhubarb stalk knows, democracy is a sham. An anemic, malformed monstrosity, wholly incapable of making sound decisions - offering only groupthink of the most vulgar sort - democracy stumbles mindlessly, and for the most part, aimlessly, across the body politic. Yet again and again, this dread specter emerges from the mist of lies from whence it came, waxing poetic about this "voting" business, in the interest of fostering the illusion that the push of so many buttons (or the pull of so many levers, if you live in the boonies) constitutes participation in what is, at its core, a first-rate farce.
More annoying is the fact that when it comes to the public sphere, bribing someone to vote is illegal. Even in its most innocuous form - be it Ramen, boxers, or the promise of unlimited free kittens - such funny business rarely escapes the eye of Johnny Law. Yet as my right-wing relatives are fond of saying
when they're not screaming in tongues, that's why were have the private sector.
Indeed, the vote for the PSN Gamers' Choice awards is set for this Tuesday, bringing with it not only a shiny, blue participation ribbon, but the promise of savings on select games. Those who vote via the PlayStation Store can save 30% on the winning titles; for those with a PS Plus membership, said titles will be discounted by 50%.
Check out the nominees (compiled neatly by Destructoid) after the jump!
- Best PSN Exclusive: inFAMOUS Festival of Blood (PS3), PixelJunk Shooter 2 (PS3), TETRIS (PS3)
- Best PSN Game: inFAMOUS Festival of Blood (PS3), Plants vs. Zombies (PS3), Resident Evil 4 (PS3)
- Best PSN Game Playable Online: Hard Corps: Uprising (PS3), Street Fighter III: Third Strike Online Edition (PS3), TETRIS (PS3)
- Best PS3 Full Game: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (PS3), Assassin's Creed II: Deluxe Edition (PS3), Midnight Club LA Complete Edition (PS3)
- Best PlayStation®Move Game: 4Elements HD (PS3), Dungeon Defenders (PS3), Dungeon Hunter: Alliance (PS3)
- Best 3D Game: Dungeon Defenders (PS3), God of War: Origins Collection (PS3), The Sly Collection (PS3)
- Best PlayStation® Classic: Chrono Trigger (PS3/PSP), Parasite Eve (PS3/PSP), Xenogears (PS3/PSP)
- Best Mini Game: Angry Birds (PS3/PSP), The Impossible Game (PS3/PSP), PAC-MAN Championship Edition (PS3/PSP)
- Best PSP®(PlayStation®Portable) Game: DISSIDIA 012 [duodecim] FINAL FANTASY (PSP/PS Vita), DISSIDIA 012 Prologus FINAL FANTASY (PSP/PS Vita), TACTICS OGRE: Let Us Cling Together (PSP/PS Vita)
- PlayStation Community Award - Best Indie: Dungeon Defenders (PS3), LIMBO (PS3), PixelJunk Shooter 2 (PS3)