The Zerg: Scourge of Terra, blood-enemy of the Protoss, and general menace of the infinite multiverse. For generations, we have fought a proxy war against them, and despite heavy casualties, humanity has beaten back their endless rushes. Now, the insectoid onslaught threatens our greatest asset - that which bestows upon us the whole of human knowledge - Google.
One would think that so many repulsions would sap their resolve, yet the Zerg know nothing but chaos. Capriciously destroying all in their wake, these mindless beasts of impulse seek the annihilation not merely of Google, but the minds into which its information travels. Indeed, the Zerg menace is larger than a simple removal of data - that endless stream of 1s and 0s that comprises the binary plane - it imperils our very humanity: reducing us to our most base and bestial form, so that we may come to greater resemble them.
I'll keep this short, since lord only knows how long Google's battlefield shall be trod by stalwart defenders of liberty. If you enjoy mini-games, and are an ally of civilization, simply type "zerg rush" (no quotes needed) into Google search. Hand in hand, we soldiers of the cybersphere shall beat back these creatures from the ramparts once more, and march toward our final victory. The old ways shall be torn asunder, and we shall come to embrace a new age: an age of reason, egalitarianism, and above all, humanity.
God help us if we fail.