I can’t… I just can’t. I am so angry I could just spit!
Well, that was easy. Del decides he wants to move, I ask him to please not go, and he says okay, why not. I mean, it’s true, moving is a huge hassle, but I hope that’s not the only reason he didn’t leave us!
I love that Mom took the time to write me a letter about how she forgot what she was going to write me a letter about, and then spent the postage to actually send it to me. Love. Also, I guess that’s where I got it from!
I haven’t seen Blanca in a dog’s age, so when she mysteriously popped into town with her creepy blank face, I decided I should probably try and help her out. She wanted something happy, so I decided to really go to town. She wanted happy, so I was gonna give her happy.
Yeah, you might want to look in a mirror before thanking me for my work. Actually, if your face is going to keep falling off so you have to ask complete strangers to draw you a new one, you should probably carry a mirror around with you. Otherwise, who knows what people are going to make you look like! I can only imagine how many people leave her with crude sketches of genitals all over her face…
Yes, I clearly have no shame. What? I thought it was funny!
Seriously? Snake, you only just got here! I have talked to you every single day, and you want to move away already? Seriously? You were my new favorite when you got here, but now I kind of hate you. If you’re that fickle, maybe I don’t want you in my town! (Oh, who am I kidding? I tried in vain to talk him out of it and after he insisted the decision was made and I should just make his last days awesome, I ran to Town Hall and mailed him a present in the hopes a bribe might work where words did not.)