#JamForLeelah, a Trans-Positive Global Game Jam!

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Mean Girls. The Video Game.

This is so fetch.

It’s been 10 years since Mean Girls first hit screens, becoming an instant classic that is as quotable as it is hilarious. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t reference a line from the movie, use a .gif of Regina George to respond to something, note that the limit does not exist, or chastise someone for trying to make something happen that’s not going to happen. This is one of those movies that truly defines a generation.

Today it finally becomes a video game. Cue every gay squee noise I can muster.

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Via So Much Drama Studios:

“If You Have Ever Felt Personally Victimized by Regina George, This Game is For You

Designed as an easily accessible ‘tiara-defense’ game, Mean Girls finds the original Plastics at peace with their world, when a new upstart Plastics clique attempts to take control of North Shore High School by piecing together the broken Spring Fling Tiara. Players can select from eight of their favorite Mean Girls characters—Cady, Regina, Gretchen, Karen, Janis, Damian, Aaron, and Kevin, each with their own distinct boost abilities—and all the cliques from the cafeteria, to help defeat opponents and complete each level.”

The mobile “tiara-defense” game is not unlike your standard tower-defender: You place troops, you set up traps, and you keep the oncoming hoards of enemies away from their goal. Only this time around your troops are who you hang out with and the enemies are the opposing cliques.

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While it may not seem like an obvious genre to slap the Mean Girls name on, it’s actually quite clever. Just as in the original film the cafeteria is a carefully mapped out warzone, with factions ranging from the Varsity jocks to the girls who eat their feelings to the burnouts to the Plastics. And just as Lindsay Lohan’s Katy Herron went to war with Regina George, players will go to war to protect their tiara from those who’d try to snatch it away.

Does this sound like the most fabulous game ever, or does this sound like the most fabulous game ever? Who would come up with such a game? None other than So Much Drama’s Jeff Medor, creator of RuPaul’s Drag Race: Dragopolis, one of our gayest games of the year two years running. As was the case with Dragopolis, Mr. Meador isn’t trying to make a lazy licensed tie-in game…he wants this to be a product that true fans will enjoy through and through.

Mean Girls is hilarious, brutal, and endlessly quotable; I absolutely loved watching and re-watching the film,” said Jeff Meador, founder and president, So Much Drama. “The game is rich with the quirky humor, over-the-top high school power struggles, and everything from hilarious lines, peppermint foot cream, to, yes, the Burn Book.”

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No matter which clique players belong to, from band geeks and preps to regulation hotties, Mean Girls offers seven different ways to play including gameplay modes such as You Can’t Sit With Us, Social Suicide, She Doesn’t Even Go Here, and The Limit Does Not Exist.”

Mean Girls is slated for release on mobile platforms soon. I bet it will make for a great candy-gram.

And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

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February 7
2013

Gabe Newell And J.J. Abrams Plotting A Conspiracy Of Cinematic Proportions

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When it comes to video game movies, He With the Greatest Beard and I have a long-standing bet: I wager that not even He can facilitate a genuinely enjoyable video game movie – i.e. one on par with its non-game inspired counterparts – and dare Him to prove me wrong. As an incentive – should this most implausible of things come to pass – I offer to eat my own foot: drenched in buffalo sauce, served with blue cheese and celery on the side, and washed down with a tall glass of Cherry Coke.

It’s kind of an (admittedly loose) re-enactment of the Book of Job, in which His Beardliness plays God, yours truly plays Satan, and the role of Job falls to the film industry. Yet the years have proven underwhelming for our bet: my hopes unfulfilled, my foot thoroughly uneaten, and that bottle of buffalo sauce – begging to be drizzled over man-flesh as it does – remaining unopened. Yet like Job, the film industry keeps coming back for more: offering prayers and hallelujahs to the world of video games, all the while coming off as a first-rate chump. 

Said Bearded One’s latest gambit comes in the union of Gabe Newell and J.J. Abrams, who recently revealed their shared intention to collaborate on a film adaptation of one of Valve’s games. During the recent DICE keynote, the Valve founder stated that the game in question would, should the fates shine upon their venture, be either Portal or Half-Life. While the specter of a Half-Life movie has made its way around the rumor mill from time to time, this seems just a tad more substantive (involving both Newell and an actual director) than past whisperings. The pair also expressed interest in collaborating on a video game – details were once again withheld – according to Abrams.

What do you think, gamers? Is the prospect of a Half-Life or Portal movie exciting, abominable, or an extra crispy bucket of “meh?” Sound off in the comments section below!

via Wired

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About Jesse Gmitro

(Writer) Jesse Gmitro is the self-proclaimed "resident ally/lady-fancier" of gaygamer.net -- a position he has held since 2011 - and a shameless fanboy of Metal Gear, pre-Homecoming Silent Hill, and Final Fantasy. He plays drums in a local post-rock band called "Between Two Skies," and is currently working on a black comedy novella, "The Madcap Laughs." He currently lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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