#JamForLeelah, a Trans-Positive Global Game Jam!

A new month-long trans-positive game jam is currently underway and accepting submissions for games focusing on trans youth issues, in order to spread awareness of the issues faced by transgender people in modern society.

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Mean Girls. The Video Game.

This is so fetch.

It’s been 10 years since Mean Girls first hit screens, becoming an instant classic that is as quotable as it is hilarious. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t reference a line from the movie, use a .gif of Regina George to respond to something, note that the limit does not exist, or chastise someone for trying to make something happen that’s not going to happen. This is one of those movies that truly defines a generation.

Today it finally becomes a video game. Cue every gay squee noise I can muster.

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Via So Much Drama Studios:

“If You Have Ever Felt Personally Victimized by Regina George, This Game is For You

Designed as an easily accessible ‘tiara-defense’ game, Mean Girls finds the original Plastics at peace with their world, when a new upstart Plastics clique attempts to take control of North Shore High School by piecing together the broken Spring Fling Tiara. Players can select from eight of their favorite Mean Girls characters—Cady, Regina, Gretchen, Karen, Janis, Damian, Aaron, and Kevin, each with their own distinct boost abilities—and all the cliques from the cafeteria, to help defeat opponents and complete each level.”

The mobile “tiara-defense” game is not unlike your standard tower-defender: You place troops, you set up traps, and you keep the oncoming hoards of enemies away from their goal. Only this time around your troops are who you hang out with and the enemies are the opposing cliques.

Comic mean girls

While it may not seem like an obvious genre to slap the Mean Girls name on, it’s actually quite clever. Just as in the original film the cafeteria is a carefully mapped out warzone, with factions ranging from the Varsity jocks to the girls who eat their feelings to the burnouts to the Plastics. And just as Lindsay Lohan’s Katy Herron went to war with Regina George, players will go to war to protect their tiara from those who’d try to snatch it away.

Does this sound like the most fabulous game ever, or does this sound like the most fabulous game ever? Who would come up with such a game? None other than So Much Drama’s Jeff Medor, creator of RuPaul’s Drag Race: Dragopolis, one of our gayest games of the year two years running. As was the case with Dragopolis, Mr. Meador isn’t trying to make a lazy licensed tie-in game…he wants this to be a product that true fans will enjoy through and through.

Mean Girls is hilarious, brutal, and endlessly quotable; I absolutely loved watching and re-watching the film,” said Jeff Meador, founder and president, So Much Drama. “The game is rich with the quirky humor, over-the-top high school power struggles, and everything from hilarious lines, peppermint foot cream, to, yes, the Burn Book.”

Burn Book mean girls

No matter which clique players belong to, from band geeks and preps to regulation hotties, Mean Girls offers seven different ways to play including gameplay modes such as You Can’t Sit With Us, Social Suicide, She Doesn’t Even Go Here, and The Limit Does Not Exist.”

Mean Girls is slated for release on mobile platforms soon. I bet it will make for a great candy-gram.

And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

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GGOTY 2014: Gayest Games of the Year

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A different kind of Elven Rogue: a look at Sera

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The Legend of Korra series finale was a big win for gay geeks

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A different kind of Sophisticated Gent: a look at Dorian Pavus

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Review: Coming Out On Top

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June 14

Xboned: XB1 Owners Not Allowed To File Class Action Lawsuits

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International Business Times has reported that one of the terms and conditions for people buying the Xbox One is:

  • Terms include binding arbitration with class action waiver to resolve disputes.

What this means is that if you and other users have a problem with Microsoft’s new console then you cannot band together for a class action lawsuit, much like what happened when the Xbox 360 disc drive was destroying discs, and when massive numbers of users were banned for having modified consoles even if those “modifications” were just a result of fixing a broken DVD drive, and when people were  being double-billed for their Live! subscriptions, and when Microsoft covered up the failure rates of the 360 console. Instead, the legal options that Xbox One owners will have are to either take Microsoft to court one-on-one – may the man with more of the high-priced lawyers win – or to engage in arbitration.

Arbitration is one of the worst deals to be offered to consumers on any front in any situation. What happens in arbitration is that the wronged consumer, in lieu of going into a court battle, can attempt to settle disputes with the company through an arbitrator. An arbitrator who is selected by the company and goes through a process with no legal rules or objections. In other words, it’s a like having Smithers settle a dispute between you and Mr. Burns.

By this point it is clear that Microsoft hates you, actively. Yes, you, consumer who wants to give them money to play video games. They don’t like you as you are a burden, the obstacle between them and your money. The opinion they have of you is that you are some dupe who should give them your cash, be grateful for the privilege of owning anything they deign to toss your way, and then scuttle away into the dark and bother them no more.

Microsoft, if I might offer a suggestion: if you hate consumers so much, then you might want to get out of the business of production.


About Christian Walters

(Writer) Christian lives in El Cerrito, CA which is close enough to San Francisco to count. When not busy being unimpressed by press releases and AAA hype, he spends his time singing, finding heavy things to pick up and put down, and occasionally going out on the town in naught but cowhide. He has worked in the industry with companies like Sega of America and Trion Worlds, and one day hopes to design a game of his very own.

6 Responses

  1. avatar Mike says:

    Well, this is highly inflammatory. Arbitration agreements are SUPER common in our hyper litigious society. You can blame people trying to stick it to McDonalds for hot coffee burns, or EA for ME3 endings.. I’d be highly surprised if your average toaster didn’t come with one, or… Shock… All other game consoles.

    • avatar BJD says:

      Mike, I urge you to watch the documentary “Hot Coffee”.

      Luckily for me, these clauses don’t apply in the UK, but we are starting to have our consumer rights whittled away with companies echoing what was said in the US following the McDonald’s case.

  2. avatar Gee Kay says:

    These arbitration clauses are already required for the PS3, 360, and most EA games. google it! It’s a really unfortunate anti-consumer standard.

  3. avatar chris says:

    I couldn’t agree more, but this is the result of not having acted against all other things MS has been doing wrong, like paying to play online (everywhere free, I hope Sony rethinks about it on PS4), namely the Gold Live Service.

    It has generated a lot of extra revenue for MS, that’s without taking in account the ads!!

  4. avatar leap says:

    It’s like a bad dream. I can’t think of any other current company that more actively screws the consumer. I’m just afraid they’ll get so many people to fall for all this that it’ll make more companies fall in line.

  5. avatar Branovices says:

    Have these ever actually held up in court? I just don’t see how you can agree with tiny print, just by using a product, to have legal rights taken away from you.

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