Mean Girls. The Video Game.

This is so fetch.

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A different kind of Sophisticated Gent: a look at Dorian Pavus

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Mean Girls. The Video Game.

This is so fetch.

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Mean Girls. The Video Game.

This is so fetch.

It’s been 10 years since Mean Girls first hit screens, becoming an instant classic that is as quotable as it is hilarious. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t reference a line from the movie, use a .gif of Regina George to respond to something, note that the limit does not exist, or chastise someone for trying to make something happen that’s not going to happen. This is one of those movies that truly defines a generation.

Today it finally becomes a video game. Cue every gay squee noise I can muster.

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Via So Much Drama Studios:

“If You Have Ever Felt Personally Victimized by Regina George, This Game is For You

Designed as an easily accessible ‘tiara-defense’ game, Mean Girls finds the original Plastics at peace with their world, when a new upstart Plastics clique attempts to take control of North Shore High School by piecing together the broken Spring Fling Tiara. Players can select from eight of their favorite Mean Girls characters—Cady, Regina, Gretchen, Karen, Janis, Damian, Aaron, and Kevin, each with their own distinct boost abilities—and all the cliques from the cafeteria, to help defeat opponents and complete each level.”

The mobile “tiara-defense” game is not unlike your standard tower-defender: You place troops, you set up traps, and you keep the oncoming hoards of enemies away from their goal. Only this time around your troops are who you hang out with and the enemies are the opposing cliques.

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While it may not seem like an obvious genre to slap the Mean Girls name on, it’s actually quite clever. Just as in the original film the cafeteria is a carefully mapped out warzone, with factions ranging from the Varsity jocks to the girls who eat their feelings to the burnouts to the Plastics. And just as Lindsay Lohan’s Katy Herron went to war with Regina George, players will go to war to protect their tiara from those who’d try to snatch it away.

Does this sound like the most fabulous game ever, or does this sound like the most fabulous game ever? Who would come up with such a game? None other than So Much Drama’s Jeff Medor, creator of RuPaul’s Drag Race: Dragopolis, one of our gayest games of the year two years running. As was the case with Dragopolis, Mr. Meador isn’t trying to make a lazy licensed tie-in game…he wants this to be a product that true fans will enjoy through and through.

Mean Girls is hilarious, brutal, and endlessly quotable; I absolutely loved watching and re-watching the film,” said Jeff Meador, founder and president, So Much Drama. “The game is rich with the quirky humor, over-the-top high school power struggles, and everything from hilarious lines, peppermint foot cream, to, yes, the Burn Book.”

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No matter which clique players belong to, from band geeks and preps to regulation hotties, Mean Girls offers seven different ways to play including gameplay modes such as You Can’t Sit With Us, Social Suicide, She Doesn’t Even Go Here, and The Limit Does Not Exist.”

Mean Girls is slated for release on mobile platforms soon. I bet it will make for a great candy-gram.

And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

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July 17
2013

The Ouya Chronicles Part 3

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Hello! My name is Matt Conn and I’m the creative director of GaymerConnect. This is from of a series of articles as a guest contributor GayGamer.Net on the launch of the Ouya, this time we look at the games, the apps, and other pros and cons of the $99 system.

So far we’ve looked at initial reactions and the “killer game”, TowerFall.

In this final installment, we look at other games for the console, things that they did really well, things that we hate, and what the future holds for Ouya.

Other Games We Like:

Deep Dungeons Of Doom

Deep Dungeons of Doom is simple. Very simple. Attack. Block. Dungeon Dive. Fun. $2.99 for the first 6 dungeons unlock ( Starts with a few free) – very fun, addicitve, and tough.

 

No Brakes Valet

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Totally free, silly game where you park cars. So much fun with two players SO MUCH FUN. played for hours with friends. Games like this show just how fast situations as mundane as car parking can escalate into heated digital brawls over chump change tips.

 

Mrs. Dad Vs. Korv

Two games – free to try, $5 to unlock em both. One is SIMON GUSTAFSSONS MRS. DAD and its pacman sorta. Meh. its no Korv!!!
Is it soccer? is it egg rollies? Who knows, it KORV! Also, there’s Sim
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 KORV!!!!!!!

 

Honorable Mention: Shadowgun

Damn, those are some purty graphics for Ouya. Runs at a nice clip too. TOO BAD ITS A SHITTY GAME OOPS It’s Gears of War for people who missed that bandwagon. And don’t wanna pay.

Things we love:
Emulators are common and widely available. Most roms for any modern system is janky and don’t work well (PS1, N64) but the SNES and NES stuff works great. But of course, these have been widely available and work well on PCs, Macs and Android devices for a good time now, so nothing great. We tried emulating a game, Fighting Force 64, and well, the results show themselves. LAWYERS NOTE: WE OWNED ALL THESE GAMES THAT WE EMULATED.

Things we hate:

  • The controllers are $50 and feel cheap and are laggy. You can link up far superior PS3 controllers (which are cheaper). They look SUPER amazing and cute but they’re not great. They’re certainly not worth $50
  • Sideloading apps and “hacking it” is more difficult than most people are going to put time into. It was promised to be easy and a part of the system, which it is, but certainly not intuitive.

In Short…:

Its not a processing-power-house like the modern consoles, the controllers are kinda janky, interface is a bit strange, and I can count the games on my hands and feet. Even still, its got a lot of potential and versatility and for $99 it’s not a bad deal. If the system gets a few more Towerfalls under its belt it might just find its niche as the main app-based console… if Valve, Google, and Apple don’t get there first.

 

– Matt Conn
@Matt Conn


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The Ouya Chronicles Part 1

The Ouya Chronicles Part 2

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About Matt Conn

Matt Conn is the founder and creative director of GaymerX and MidBoss. He is also currently working on a cyberpunk adventure game called Read Only Memories featuring queer characters in meaningful ways.

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  1. avatar Nick says:

    I’ve heard the controller as being a regular complaint about the Ouya. When does the controller feel “laggy” for you? I’m quite curious, because this hasn’t been my experience at all. As for it feeling cheap, I actually thought it felt pretty solid. The triggers feel a little odd and hollow, but are adequate, however the d-pad is really awful. Comparing it to the PS3 controller though, to my hands the PS3 controller feels more delicate, while the d-pad is precise, it feels much too wide for my thumb.

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