Well, I’m boned. According to the theological scholarship of CBN’s Pat Robertson, virtual sins are the same as real sins because you’re still sinning in your heart. On the one hand, it’s good to know that my affinity for show tunes and a filled-out speedo are the least of my barriers to entering the kingdom of heaven. On the other, I’m gonna need a rosary 5 miles long to atone for Lemmings alone. Start adding in all the other players I slaughtered in RIFT, Unreal Tournament, and Team Fortress 2 and the rest of my year is booked.
You can watch the wingnuttery for yourself. The video is 10m long, but you only need the first 2 unless you really wanna know if it really is sinful to have tattoos.