Jesse Gmitro


About Jesse Gmitro

(Writer) Jesse Gmitro is the self-proclaimed "resident ally/lady-fancier" of -- a position he has held since 2011 - and a shameless fanboy of Metal Gear, pre-Homecoming Silent Hill, and Final Fantasy. He plays drums in a local post-rock band called "Between Two Skies," and is currently working on a black comedy novella, "The Madcap Laughs." He currently lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota.


The Importance Of Solidarity 7

Regular readers know that your humble and obedient servant has been a site contributor for the better part of two years: passing along news, defiling the game-scape with self-indulgent humor, and engaging in what media professionals call “attempted commentary.” Yet as per our newfangled bios – providing evidence that we are […]


Best Of The Bargain Bin: Catherine 1

If there’s one thing that I’ve learned from my gaming life, it’s that difficulty settings are absolute nonsense – or if you’re feeling especially charitable, “highly subjective.” Sometimes hard mode is the most leisurely of walks in the park; sometimes medium difficulty results in a tour de force of clinical […]

LucasArts Axed By Disney

Disney’s acquisition of LucasFilm – one that fetched a handsome $4 billion – made waves across the internet. Some decried the notion of a Disney-produced Star Wars film; others thought that as history had shown, George Lucas had already done an impressive job of running the beloved franchise into the […]


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Best Of The Bargain Bin: Spec Ops: The Line 1

Being working-class is such a bother.  Salt & pepper sandwiches aside, we in the more nerdy ranks of the proletariat often find ourselves forgoing the $60 price tag of new video games, instead waiting until such games find themselves heavily discounted. Yet often times, the mental wish list fails; thus, we of […]


Disc-Based Minecraft Coming To Xbox 360 1

If there’s one thing that comes to mind when I think of Sweden, it’s Death Metal.  Still, for many in the gamescape, the land of my ancestors  brings only one thing to mind: Minecraft. Having made it mark on gaming what seems like an eon ago, Notch and his compatriots […]